Mandarin Bless Their Heart T-Shirt

Description:

🪸 The Shirt That Gets You

Made from 100% ring-spun Gildan 64000 cotton — because if you're going to spend three hours dosing alk at midnight, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex tee has that broken-in, "I've been staring at this tank for years" feel right out of the package. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size — because nothing says reef keeper like a shirt that actually holds up to the hobby. Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also check their parameters twice before bed.

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who don't read labels
Turn inside out before washing — that graphic took time to design and your washing machine has no respect for art
Gentle detergent only — ring-spun cotton doesn't need anything fancy, save the heavy stuff for your skimmer
First wash tip — run it alone or with darks just in case, better safe than sorry
Tumble dry low or hang dry — high heat shrinks shirts the same way a nitrate spike shrinks your coral budget
No bleach, ever — you're not cleaning a hospital floor
No fabric softener — it coats the fibers and dulls the print over time
Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth, the design is the whole point
Store it folded, not crammed — treat it like a frag you actually paid for

Shipping & Returns:

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75 — because we reward dedication to the hobby.

Orders ship within 7 days. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it entirely — we support both approaches.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you to love your shirt. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.

Here's the deal:

Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.
Email us at support@nearlytame.com — we're actual humans who respond.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to keep our tanks alive without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

The Dragonet Critic

The Mandarin Dragonet has reviewed your offering. The frozen mysis — beneath consideration. The prepared pellets — an insult to his palate. He requires live copepods, freshly cultivated, delivered on his schedule.

You built the refugium. You maintained the culture. You tried. Bless your heart.

Printed on Gildan 64000 ring-spun cotton — soft, durable, and built to outlast your next copepod order.

Relaxed modern fit. Size up if you want an oversized look.

Mandarin Bless Their Heart T-Shirt

The Dragonet Critic

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