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Aiptasia Reef Pest Invasion T-Shirt
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Aiptasia Reef Pest Invasion T-Shirt

Color: Black
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description:

🪸 The Shirt That Gets You

Made from 100% ring-spun Gildan 64000 cotton — because if you're going to spend three hours dosing alk at midnight, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex tee has that broken-in, "I've been staring at this tank for years" feel right out of the package. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size — because nothing says reef keeper like a shirt that actually holds up to the hobby. Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also check their parameters twice before bed.

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

  • Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers and people who don't read labels
  • Turn inside out before washing — that graphic took time to design and your washing machine has no respect for art
  • Gentle detergent only — ring-spun cotton doesn't need anything fancy, save the heavy stuff for your skimmer
  • First wash tip — run it alone or with darks just in case, better safe than sorry
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry — high heat shrinks shirts the same way a nitrate spike shrinks your coral budget
  • No bleach, ever — you're not cleaning a hospital floor
  • No fabric softener — it coats the fibers and dulls the print over time
  • Never iron directly on the graphic — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth, the design is the whole point
  • Store it folded, not crammed — treat it like a frag you actually paid for
Shipping & Returns:

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75 — because we reward dedication to the hobby.

Orders ship within 7 days. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it entirely — we support both approaches.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you to love your shirt. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.
  • Email us at support@nearlytame.com — we're actual humans who respond.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to keep our tanks alive without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

The Biohazard Aiptasia - Buy One, Get 10,000 Free.

You saw one tiny polyp on a frag plug and thought, "I'll just glue over it." Now, your overflow looks like a botanical garden from hell. This is the official mark of the war against the reef's most resilient pest. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a warning to anyone brave enough to trade frags with you.

Aiptasia Reef Pest Invasion T-Shirt

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet. We ship lower 48 states so you can enjoy our products in the continental US. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are printed on Gildan 64000, 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft hand feel, clean print surface, and all-day comfort. Built to hold up wash after wash, because your animals are messy enough as it is.